Ah! Nasal Rip! (Sarah Palin anagrams)
With the revelation of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate, comparisons have been made to past VP candidates, successful and unsuccessful, not least Nixon's 1968 pick of Spiro Agnew -- a first-term governor with a unique background but rumblings of scandal. But neither that nor Agnew's eventual resignation in disgrace should be what we remember him for. Not when our Vice President's name could be anagrammed into Grow A Penis.

In the interest of science, and to determine what Sarah Palin brings to the national conversation, let's see what the Internet Anagram Server can tell us about our new overlord President Palin.

A Sharp Nail - Fairly flattering, actually. Palin is ready to give the Democrats tetanus.
Liar Has Nap - This sounds more appropriate to McCain, but OK.
Iran Has Pal - Palin wants to negotiate with terrorists.
Sharia Plan - Awesome.

Add her middle name of Heath, and the possibilities expand:

Airplane Hash Hat - Palin hides her stash in her hat while traveling.
A Harsh Path, Alien - Be you Martian or Mexican, Palin will mess you up.
Her Alpha Satan: Hi - McCain says Hi.
Ha Ha, Alpine Trash - Okay, that one's just mean.

(Update: oh dear I is on Wonkette! what will I tell my parents)
(Update 2: Cogito Ergo Bibo on Wonkette points out the fantastically sinister Alpha Hath Arisen.)