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02:36 pm: Ah! Nasal Rip! (Sarah Palin anagrams)
With the revelation of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate, comparisons have been made to past VP candidates, successful and unsuccessful, not least Nixon's 1968 pick of Spiro Agnew -- a first-term governor with a unique background but rumblings of scandal. But neither that nor Agnew's eventual resignation in disgrace should be what we remember him for. Not when our Vice President's name could be anagrammed into Grow A Penis.

In the interest of science, and to determine what Sarah Palin brings to the national conversation, let's see what the Internet Anagram Server can tell us about our new overlord President Palin.

A Sharp Nail - Fairly flattering, actually. Palin is ready to give the Democrats tetanus.
Liar Has Nap - This sounds more appropriate to McCain, but OK.
Iran Has Pal - Palin wants to negotiate with terrorists.
Sharia Plan - Awesome.

Add her middle name of Heath, and the possibilities expand:

Airplane Hash Hat - Palin hides her stash in her hat while traveling.
A Harsh Path, Alien - Be you Martian or Mexican, Palin will mess you up.
Her Alpha Satan: Hi - McCain says Hi.
Ha Ha, Alpine Trash - Okay, that one's just mean.

(Update: oh dear I is on Wonkette! what will I tell my parents)
(Update 2: Cogito Ergo Bibo on Wonkette points out the fantastically sinister Alpha Hath Arisen.)

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From:shihtzu
Date:August 29th, 2008 11:44 pm (UTC)
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there was also one about anal rape but I thought that would be uncouth
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From:shihtzu
Date:August 30th, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
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Alien Has Hat, Harp?
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From:maps_or_guitars
Date:August 30th, 2008 12:33 am (UTC)
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This is full of genius and I approve of this message.
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From:ballzapalooza
Date:August 30th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
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Well that settles it. She has my vote!
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From:shihtzu
Date:August 30th, 2008 01:01 am (UTC)
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Yeah, she would!

Also, is that panel for real? If it's not a Photoshop job, that's on par with suicidal Mickey.
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From:ballzapalooza
Date:August 30th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
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It's 100% real and came from Don Rosa's final comic.
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From:maps_or_guitars
Date:August 30th, 2008 01:05 am (UTC)
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Oh, by the way, have friended. The above is after my own heart.

I tried the Japanese. I have forgotten my kana and my kanji was full of fail, but I can still utter a personal introduction with just enough earnestness to elicit a jozu ne! before the conversation switches permanently to English.

Hi!
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From:shihtzu
Date:August 30th, 2008 01:20 am (UTC)
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Ooh, sankyuu! Yoroshiku na!
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From:maps_or_guitars
Date:August 30th, 2008 01:40 am (UTC)
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Yoroshiku gozaimasu. Totemo heta desu ga, yokusuki desu...
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From:shihtzu
Date:August 30th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
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jozu ne!
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From:maps_or_guitars
Date:August 30th, 2008 02:19 am (UTC)
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Sonna koto nai 'ssyo.
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From:axmxz
Date:August 30th, 2008 02:15 am (UTC)
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Wow. I.... wow.

Way better than Barack Hussein Obama Jr. being "Jesus Maharani Back, Bro."
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From:axmxz
Date:August 30th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC)
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I found more:

Piranha Heals Hat
Alpha Hairnet Has
Satan Harelip Hah
A Tsarina Hah Help
A Sheath Hair Plan
A Hernia Hath Pals
A Haler Shah, Inapt
A Hastier Plan, Hah

...and then the server died. :(
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 29th, 2008 06:35 am (UTC)

I love anagrams too....alas for Palin....

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Without using her middle name, we still can come up with some doozies.

Unflattering descriptive phrases such as "A Plain Rash" and 'Is Anal Harp', not to mention ones that would suit her running mate better ("An Alpha Sir" and 'Liar Has Nap' - yeah, I know someone already posted that one!)

But how about this fashion comment: "An Alps Hair"?

Or, my absolute favorite, which no one else seems to have discovered:

PIRANHA SAL....


:)
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From:tres_faux
Date:August 31st, 2008 02:33 am (UTC)
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You win ten internets.

And yes, I came here from Wonkette. Yay!
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From:shihtzu
Date:September 1st, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
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Thanks!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 31st, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC)

Sarah Palin Anagrams

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You heard it here first:

Vice President Sarah Palin = Partisanship Deliverance
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From:shihtzu
Date:September 1st, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)

Re: Sarah Palin Anagrams

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Stripper Inside Avalanche
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 25th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)

Has McCain Thrown the Election?

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John McCain, to the chagrin of his party, threw a gutterball when he selected that ridiculous creature from Alaska as his running mate. The Senator from Arizona who - for better or worse - can't tell a Baptist from a snake-handler, doesn't know what he has on his hands. Mayor Palin belongs to the "Dominionist" movement, a cult whose "support" for Israel is highly suspect (the Jews must be gathered in Israel for the Coming of Christ, who will then "perfect" them as Christians). We'd likewise be interested in her position vis-a-vis the infamous 13th forgery known as "Revelation 2:9." McCain's obvious ignorance of these matters has alienated a sizable portion of both the Orthodox and Reform Jewish communities. He had a clear opportunity to nominate the young congressman from Richmond, Eric Cantor, but chose instead to align himself with the sketchy Governor from Alaska, a lady who once tried to ban the teen classic "I Capture the Castle" from her local library. McCain's choice wasn't simply an insult to Jews, but to thoughtful Gentiles as well. Let's hope that he realizes his error before it's too late.

Cordially,
Matthew Anger
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 6th, 2008 08:48 pm (UTC)

More Sarah Palin Anagrams

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Below are a few more anagrams of "Sarah Palin".

"Hi" nasal rap
NRA has a lip
Aha! Lips ran!
Ran? Ha - a slip!
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ALL the below phrases are anagrams of "VICE PRESIDENT SARAH PALIN".
Think of them as headlines, past present or future.

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(McCain's bonehead choice sparks up the campaign...)
Nit Hires Pep; Liars Advance

(Any female candidate will enrapture the docile Hillary flock, right?...)
Herd panacea livens spirit

(It does give McCain a brief bump in the polls, despite his lies and gaffes.....)
He's Tin Piper; (/ Ripe Pen Shit!) Liars Advance

(Sarah campaigning as performance art...)
Splash! Vie in pert radiance.

(and treating it as a carnival game...)
Liar's Veep Arcade: "Thin Spin"

(Her speaking skills...)
Pert Charade: Vain Lies, Spin
or
In Pert Charades: Vain Spiel (/ "Naive Slips" )

(The strategy for Sarah --- all flash, no facts...)
Their spin: Drivel, panaceas
Advance lies, pert hair, spin

(The sexy librarian look---good girl/bad girl--- to lure lechers...)
Ah, Radiance! Pert nips! Evils!

(The mesmerizing influence of her mellifluous voice...)
Her Tin Pipes Advance Liars

(When she's panned for prattling...)
Panacea driveler hit; spins

(But when caught in a lie...)
Vain lie nips pert charades

(Or hiding notes on McCain's "solutions" up her sleeve...)
Shirt Rip Ends Panacea Veil

(or, when totally stumped, she spunkily retorts "I'll find one and git back t'ya!")
Ah, rein pert lip, sis. Advance!

(Even Old Nick complains about the candidates’ vague solutions...)
Devil Rips Panacea Hinters

(If, despite all her good works as Governor of Alaska, past misdeeds undo her...)
Pert panaceas hid viler sin

(Or if she is brought down by ties to the oil industry.....)
Race vain; she slipped in tar.

(If --- God forbid --- they get elected...)
"Haves" slip in! Pert radiance!

(But they have a plan if McCain dies in office....)
A pert advance heir slips in.

(So we'll be out of the frying pan, into the fire...)
R.I.P. She, inept liar, advances.

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From:(Anonymous)
Date:April 8th, 2011 05:18 am (UTC)

NATO takes over command of military operations in Libya

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[b]NATO is taking over command of military operations in Libya from coalition forces, world media reported Sunday.[/b]

The UN Security Council imposed the no-fly zone over Libya on March 17, along with ordering "all necessary measures" to protect civilians from Muammar Gaddafi's attacks on rebel-held towns.

The 28 NATO ambassadors met on Sunday to decide on further military plans in Libya.

The United States transfers command for a no-fly zone over Libya to NATO, while coalition forces will continue to protect civilian population from attacks by Gaddafi forces.

The military operation in Libya, codenamed Odyssey Dawn, has been conducted so far jointly by 13 states, including the United States, Britain and France.

NATO members decided on Thursday to assume responsibility for the enforcement of a no-fly zone in Libya, but could not agree on taking full command of all military operations in the country.

Meanwhile, leaders of the 27 European Union states on Thursday issued a statement saying the EU stood ready to assist in building a new Libya "in cooperation with the United Nations, the Arab League, the African Union and others."

MOSCOW, March 27 (RIA Novosti)

http://en.rian.ru/world/20110327/163235937.html
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